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ImageNEILMUIR1
Sep 27, 2011 8:09 PM CST
Name: Neil
London\Kent Border
The last thread was getting a bit too long so here is a new one for you to try!
Group hug
Neil.
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ImageJaeRae
Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM CST
Name: Jamie R
Zone 5, WI
save the rainforest & habitat
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Woman on the eastbound train
...........................................Je Suis Désolé.
(also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl)
Imageirisarian
Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM CST
Name: Lucy
Hamilton, MA
irises
Oh Phoenix, say it isn't so.
ImageNEILMUIR1
Sep 28, 2011 2:10 AM CST
Name: Neil
London\Kent Border
No Inky, you come over and you and I have things to do. Poodles were hunting dogs and I have been brought up with hunting dogs. I am a hunter myself you know. So whilst mum is out enjoying a nice meal, a goblet of wine or a nice malt, we can go hunting together. As I am camouflaged I will flush the larger things out and leave them to you, them small pesky things I will deal with.
Got a deal mate? We can shake paws on it when you get here.
Love Phoenix.
p.s. Dad is not a bad cook so you will not go hungry!
Petalpants
Sep 28, 2011 10:02 AM CST
Name: Connie
Corpus Christi, TX
Wow... I think Inky is already Packing for his Trip to England!! Rolling on the floor laughing If Jamie is going with him, she better get all those bulbs planted Soon!--- don't think he is waiting too long!! Whistling Rolling my eyes.
murielw1
Sep 28, 2011 10:14 AM CST
Well Neil, your brain must be lope sided. the things you get up to.
By the way folks, ended up at the hospital, and toe and surround was very swollen, and was told the toe was broken.
ImageNEILMUIR1
Sep 28, 2011 12:41 PM CST
Name: Neil
London\Kent Border
Muriel you only have a broken toe, we used to do that all the time motorcycle racing and broken collar bones. You are not trying to get headlines in your local Newspaper are you? I can see it now Muriel breaks toe as she watches six cows, a herd of sheep and some tractors go past her window! Rolling on the floor laughing
Group hug
Neil.
murielw1
Sep 28, 2011 1:21 PM CST
Sorry to spoil your fun Neil, only cars, vans, lorries, etc, pass our house. at lest I do not play around with a skip, and wonderr why you get hurt Whistling Whistling
Petalpants
Sep 28, 2011 2:19 PM CST
Name: Connie
Corpus Christi, TX
What is a 'skip'??? Glare
ImageJaeRae
Sep 28, 2011 2:19 PM CST
Name: Jamie R
Zone 5, WI
save the rainforest & habitat
Thumb of 2011-09-28/JaeRae/55fa53
Woman on the eastbound train
...........................................Je Suis Désolé.
(also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl)
Petalpants
Sep 28, 2011 2:39 PM CST
Name: Connie
Corpus Christi, TX
We do-si-doed, Jamie--- Inky! Hilarious! Just hope you go hunting, and Then to the pub! Rolling on the floor laughing
murielw1
Sep 28, 2011 2:50 PM CST
I think you call them dumpsters, Connie.
Off to bed soon.
So enjoy the rest of your day.
Petalpants
Sep 29, 2011 11:05 AM CST
Name: Connie
Corpus Christi, TX
A dumpster is a 'skip'??!--- Where do y'all get these words??! It's shorter though, so I think I'll start using that word Skip instead!--- although no one around here will know what I'm talking about!! Whistling Hilarious!
Muriel, hope your aching, broken toe is feeling a little better today!
Neil, how's your sore mouth doing?-- hope it's healing well... Sending you both Get Well Wishes, and a Prayer for quick recovery! Group hug Lovey dubby
murielw1
Sep 29, 2011 11:37 AM CST
Thank you Connie for your Get well wishes. Group hug
ImageNEILMUIR1
Sep 29, 2011 11:48 AM CST
Name: Neil
London\Kent Border
Dear Connie, if you came here nobody would know what you were talking about! The reason I got hit hit by the skip was easy. I was Head Gardener at Greenwich and had only just met Sarah, I intended to be at Muriel's house at 6 o' clock so Sarah and I could go for a drink. At Greenwich we had a slope that led into this pit, this enabled the gardeners to tip their rubbish into the skip from a wheelbarrow and not have to do it by hand, therefore saving time. Someone had put two traffic cones on the slope, so as the new skip arrived I went to move them, as the skip was swinging on its chains from the truck the driver could not see me at all. At the last moment the security guard did and screamed at the driver, he hit the brakes and the skip hit me. It lifted me up and knocked me into a cast iron fence. I woke up in Greenwich Hospital with broken ribs; then looking at the time I realized I was going to be late to meet Sarah, but I managed to get there by nearly 8 o'clock, and Sarah thought I had dumped her (split up). Which I hadn't at all.
So using your language, Sarah thought I had dumped her because I got hit by a dumpster! Rolling on the floor laughing
Group hug
Neil.
Imagecececoogan
Sep 29, 2011 12:43 PM CST
Name: Cherie (Cece) Coogan
Southeastern WI zone 5a
oh no...................your have lived one heck of life Neil. Some of the stories you tell. Am beginning it could only happen to you.
the faster I go, the behinder I get
murielw1
Sep 29, 2011 1:06 PM CST
My SIL is accident pron.
ImageJaeRae
Sep 29, 2011 1:33 PM CST
Name: Jamie R
Zone 5, WI
save the rainforest & habitat
Or skipped her.

I wonder if Neil were to gum-off by sucking on Muriel's anguished toe that they both wouldn't cure a bit quicker.
Woman on the eastbound train
...........................................Je Suis Désolé.
(also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl)
murielw1
Sep 29, 2011 2:52 PM CST
He would need a gasmask Jamie and no one goes near my feet, other than medics.
Sleep well folks
Muriel and Tilly
ImageNEILMUIR1
Sep 29, 2011 8:45 PM CST
Name: Neil
London\Kent Border
Muriel you said it not me! Nobody in their right mind would go near you anyway without a full protective suit, a team of paramedics, and if they did they would have to be decontaminated afterwards. Rolling on the floor laughing
Love.
Neil.

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