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| Here's your place for joke telling! |
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| An honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got onto an elevator in a posh hotel. One by one, they all noticed a $100.00 bill laying on the floor of the elevator. Which one picked up the bill and took it to the lost and found? Why it was Santa Claus! The other two don't actually exist! Not much of an opener but it will be easy to top!!  |
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| Mountain Wings had this and I thought it belonged here: Kissing a Nun ============== A taxi cab driver got a call to pick up someone from the airport. When he got there, he was surprised to see a nun waiting for the taxi. As she climbed into the car and gave the driver the address, the driver noticed how beautiful she was. As he drove on, he kept looking into his rear-view mirror at her. The nun couldn't help but notice him looking at her. Finally, the cab driver said, "You know, Sister, I think you're really quite beautiful." "Well, thank you," she answered. The driver went on, "I've always had a fantasy of kissing a nun." "Really?" she asked. "Well, then, pull over." The driver did so. Then the nun asked him a few questions. "Are you married?" she asked. "No," said the driver. "Are you Catholic?" "Yes," the man nodded. "Well, all right then," she said and stepped out of the car and gave him a big kiss on the lips. The driver felt so ashamed that he decided to tell her the truth. "Sister, I have to tell you the truth: I AM married and I'm NOT Catholic." "That's okay," smiled the nun. "My name's Henry and I'm going to a Halloween party!" from The Mountain: Morals of the story. 1. Don't kiss other women if you are married. 2. Don't lie. 3. Don't look and stare if you shouldn't touch. 4. Keep your fantasies to yourself. 5. With many people, what is behind them catches up with them because they can't stop thinking about the past. 6. If you kiss a frog, it's still a frog. 7. Sharpen your discernment |
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someone sent me this picture... that is one kung-fuing cat!!  |
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| Here's Mr. Potato head! I think will set him here in the lounge! |
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| That's so neat, don't know which one is the most surprized!!! |
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| Hey.. where's mr. potato head??? I thought I put him here?? arejay? can mr. potato head come over here?  |
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| They both look pretty surprised don't they?!! |
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| Are you sure that's a potatoe???? |
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no.....  it's kinda round isn't it! well maybe it's mr. celery root head!it reminds me of mr. potato head! |
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| when I first looked, thought he had a pacifier.... |
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| I took that picture from arejay... she's gonna have to tell us what it is!! |
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| Still funny. |
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 Woman on the eastbound train ...........................................Je Suis Désolé. (also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl) |
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| Now there's a blast from the past... I'd say somewhere in the 70's!! too funny Jamie do you know that motley bunch? |
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| Sadly, not that I can recall. Woman on the eastbound train ...........................................Je Suis Désolé. (also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl) |
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Great Cubit Christine!! Good luck with it!  |
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| Thank you Stormy, I always appreciate good luck! It's all a fluke really... but I'm having fun with it! |
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| Christine - You've been very busy my friend! Wonderful looking cubit! Featured cubit as well!    |
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