wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:14 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It raises their spirits.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:15 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always a goblin.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:16 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:17 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:19 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What is a witches favorite subject?
Spelling.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:20 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
She flies off the handle.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:21 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:23 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What do you call a little monsters parents?
mummy and deady.
wildflowers Oct 24, 2010 10:23 AM CSTName: Christine North East Texas, Zone 7b
What's a monsters favorite desert?
Ice-scream.
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