Name: Cheryl Eastern Ky Truth should be everpresent.
Testimonial service at church was off to a good start. A precious sister on the front row stood and spoke, "Pastor, I want to thank the good Lord for touching my husband. He is not a regular church attender but God has touched him. Two weeks ago my husband was in a very serious car accident. His scrotum was torn in half. The doctors said the best they could do for it was to wire it back together with titanium wire. I believe in prayer, Pastor, and I prayed for my husband's scrotum. And God has answered my prayer. It's been just two weeks and my husband is up walking around with very little pain. I want to thank God for healing my husband's scrotum."
The pastor and congregation were silent, hardly knowing how to respond, when a gentleman stood in the back row. "Yes, Sir.", the pastor acknowledged him. "Do you have a testimony?"
The man replied, "I'm her husband and she means sternum."
My mom said that one time my sister took her daughter (or maybe it was herself) to the doctor and there was a man in the office with back problems. My niece was around 5 or 6 years old and she said in a not-quiet voice, "There is something wrong with his sperm." She meant spine, but I'm sure my sister was mortified.
Cajun's Corner is the place where my friends gather to enjoy each other's company. To trade tips, funny stories, memories and tall tales. So, pull up a chair, take your shoes off and relax. Coffee is always on.
Kids say the darnest things!