Laughter Doeth Good Like A Medicine forum: What's in a Name?

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ImageCajuninKy
Mar 23, 2011 6:52 AM CST
Name: Cheryl
Eastern Ky
Truth should be everpresent.
Testimonial service at church was off to a good start. A precious sister on the front row stood and spoke, "Pastor, I want to thank the good Lord for touching my husband. He is not a regular church attender but God has touched him. Two weeks ago my husband was in a very serious car accident. His scrotum was torn in half. The doctors said the best they could do for it was to wire it back together with titanium wire. I believe in prayer, Pastor, and I prayed for my husband's scrotum. And God has answered my prayer. It's been just two weeks and my husband is up walking around with very little pain. I want to thank God for healing my husband's scrotum."

The pastor and congregation were silent, hardly knowing how to respond, when a gentleman stood in the back row. "Yes, Sir.", the pastor acknowledged him. "Do you have a testimony?"

The man replied, "I'm her husband and she means sternum."
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ImageMaryE
Mar 27, 2011 5:48 PM CST
Name: Mary
The dry side of Oregon
Be yourself, you can be no one else
A great illustration of the fact that words are important!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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ImageCajuninKy
Mar 28, 2011 7:08 AM CST
Name: Cheryl
Eastern Ky
Truth should be everpresent.
I have laughed at this joke foe a week. I can just see the poor guy sitting in the back slowly shaking his head while she testifies. LOL
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ImageKelli
Apr 14, 2011 7:50 PM CST
Name: Kelli
California
Where summer is winter
My mom said that one time my sister took her daughter (or maybe it was herself) to the doctor and there was a man in the office with back problems. My niece was around 5 or 6 years old and she said in a not-quiet voice, "There is something wrong with his sperm." She meant spine, but I'm sure my sister was mortified.
ImageCajuninKy
Apr 15, 2011 6:40 AM CST
Name: Cheryl
Eastern Ky
Truth should be everpresent.
Rolling on the floor laughing Kids say the darnest things! Rolling on the floor laughing
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