Laughter Doeth Good Like A Medicine forum: Is The Dog There?
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|A man had an old dog who wouldn't stay out of his swing. The man was constantly running the dog off the swing and finally decided he's take the dog off. He took him a few miles from home and dumped him out. When the man got back home the old dog was sitting in the swing in the front yard. So the man loaded the old dog back up and took him off again. He drove 10 miles away in the opposite direction and dumped the old dog out. When the man got back home there sat the old dog in the swing. So the man loaded the old dog back up and beefed up his plan. He drove miles away in one direction, doubled back and turned. He drove for miles in a new direction and again he doubled back and drove off in another direction. He continued this tactic for many twists and turns and finally put the old dog out and drove off. Hours later he called home and asked his wife if the old dog was sitting in the swing out front. She went to the door to look and sure enough there he was. The man said, "Put him on the phone. I'm lost."|
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