Laughter Doeth Good Like A Medicine forum: The Talking Centipede

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Dec 21, 2011 11:35 AM CST
Name: Cheryl
Eastern Ky
Truth should be everpresent.

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his
house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to try one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"
This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes!"
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