JOKES forum: Depression

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Jul 1, 2012 3:22 PM CST
Name: Jerry
Salem, IL
This came in e-mail from a Tea Party friend. Says a lot about the current state of affairs.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.....I called a suicide hotline. I had to press "1" for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......Folks, we're screwed.
Jul 1, 2012 8:19 PM CST
Name: Sherry
Crescent City, Ca.
That about sums it all up. It's a good thing I'm not a drinking person...wouldn't be able to afford it

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