Mid Atlantic Magpie Chatter forum: Bellylaughs #8 ~ October 2011

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ImageDaylilyDiva219
Oct 22, 2011 7:21 AM CST
Name: Barb
Falls Church, VA
Zone 7a
Let's continue sharing the hilarity! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

We came from here: http://cubits.org/MidAtlanticMusings/thread/view/61057/


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Breathe in, Breathe out...Move on - Jimmy Buffett
Imagestormyla
Oct 22, 2011 9:33 AM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
Cute graphic Barb! Thumbs up Thanks for the new thread.
Imagesallyg
Oct 22, 2011 4:07 PM CST
Name: Sally
central Maryland
slef employed writier
Nw we need a joke. I have led us off into a discussion of foreign language *Blush* I don't know that French is much harder than Spanish. English sems hardest with the many goofy things our language does.
Remember the Lucy episode with Ricky and bough. cough. through...
"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy" W. Haelfeli, New Yorker cartoon
Imagestormyla
Oct 22, 2011 5:08 PM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVc3xmhYLE&feature=related
Imagesheryl
Oct 22, 2011 7:27 PM CST
Name: Sheryl
Middle Tennessee, 6b
Four Worms in Church
(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)



A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.



The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.





The third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead.




The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"


Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service !!
Imagestormyla
Oct 23, 2011 5:50 AM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
Hilarious! Hilarious! Gotta love that Maxine!!
ImageDaylilyDiva219
Oct 23, 2011 8:53 AM CST
Name: Barb
Falls Church, VA
Zone 7a
I agree Good one, Sheryl! Thumbs up
Breathe in, Breathe out...Move on - Jimmy Buffett
Imagestormyla
Oct 23, 2011 12:27 PM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
This one is great!! Hilarious! Hilarious!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/politicalcartoons/ig/Poli...
Imagesheryl
Oct 24, 2011 6:20 PM CST
Name: Sheryl
Middle Tennessee, 6b
Good one, lol...
Imagegingin
Oct 25, 2011 11:53 AM CST
Name: Ginger
Fountain, Florida
Wish we had worms here, but I guess the guys have tossed too many ciggs in the yard and "watered" too many bushes Rolling on the floor laughing Whistling
Each cloud has a silver lineing if only you look for it.
Imagestormyla
Oct 25, 2011 1:45 PM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
Gin, have you tried tossing your coffee grounds out there on top of that stuff?
Imagestormyla
Oct 26, 2011 9:17 PM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
Some people really do need to get a hobby!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/21/worlds-biggest-burg...
Imagesallyg
Oct 27, 2011 2:55 AM CST
Name: Sally
central Maryland
slef employed writier
'' that the burger loses about 100 pounds of grease when it's cooked '' EWWWW That'll put me off burgers!
"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy" W. Haelfeli, New Yorker cartoon
Imagestormyla
Oct 27, 2011 9:03 AM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
Yes, but it was the woman standing on the photo further down the page that got my attention.
ImageDaylilyDiva219
Oct 27, 2011 9:09 AM CST
Name: Barb
Falls Church, VA
Zone 7a
The Toast Mosaic? Blinking Wow - who knew that such things even existed! Sticking tongue out

Well, I guess at least you can say that she has (had?) a goal and worked toward it... Whistling
Breathe in, Breathe out...Move on - Jimmy Buffett
Imagestormyla
Oct 27, 2011 9:58 AM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
Yes, she did. However did she keep that thing from blowing away while she was working on it? What about mice? Confused Blinking
ImageJaeRae
Oct 29, 2011 10:04 AM CST
Name: Jamie R
Zone 5, WI
save the rainforest & habitat
Thought you lost me???? Now I have to go backwards and catch-up! ...But Here:
Woman on the eastbound train
...........................................Je Suis Désolé.
(also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl)
Imagesheryl
Oct 29, 2011 10:44 AM CST
Name: Sheryl
Middle Tennessee, 6b
Very cool!!! Thumbs up
Imagestormyla
Oct 29, 2011 11:27 AM CST
Name: Stormy
Valley Forge Pa
I Love MAM ~ So Happy Together
That is so cute!! Thumbs up
ImageJaeRae
Oct 29, 2011 5:11 PM CST
Name: Jamie R
Zone 5, WI
save the rainforest & habitat
Paper training our little dog Frank:
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Woman on the eastbound train
...........................................Je Suis Désolé.
(also a mule lovin', Charley huggin' girl)

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