Humor forum: The Wash Cloth
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|Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
alive today who wonâ€™t crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctorâ€™s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didnâ€™t have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasnâ€™t going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as Iâ€™m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, â€œMy, we have made an extra effort this morning, havenâ€™t we?â€ I didnâ€™t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal â€¦ Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, â€œMommy, whereâ€™s my washcloth?â€
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, â€œNo, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.â€
Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
Tahlmorra lujhala mei wiccan
(The fate of a man rests always within the hands of the gods)
|Oh, goodness! I blushed just thinking about it. Definitely qualifies for most embarrassing moment.|
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