Name: Sally central Maryland slef employed writier
Well that reminds me of The Last of the Mohicans- and in looking for its opening sentence I saw this in a customer review
"(although you'll still need to use a machete to cut through some mile-long sentences!). "
The self published book (A Rose for (somebody)) didn't pan out. Its first line was normal. But after a couple more you sense this book is a doozie. Plus BONUS it has illustrations by the author !! Even the cover! It looks like something that average high schooler could produce.
"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy" W. Haelfeli, New Yorker cartoon